So sorry we’re awesome.

People are opinionated about pizza. I don’t care if people say it’s like sex and even the worst is good (or is it because they both make you feel guilty afterward…what?). Those people haven’t been to Chicago…for pizza. So anyway, monitoring online sentiment for a major pizza delivery brand is probably a busy job. And I imagine some cut and paste is involved. But perhaps Domino’s could cut and paste this: “So sorry if our awesomeness makes you uncomfortable”.